[The journal falls open to a high pitched yet still recognizable voice; someone is spazzing again!]

I thought you said it would make me older! This is not older! THIS IS YOUNGER!!

[STOMPS FOOT]

This is the last time I ever eat anything suspicious. [Is she... pacing now?] I went against my better judgment and now I'm pint-sized! I'll need a stool ( Read more... )

[Room 1004 Filter]

[Dictated]

We really should have done this a lot sooner. I just wish we would have thought of it without experiencing the whole "Creepy TV People Are Attacking Us" thing.

[She flops down on the couch.]And speaking of TV? I'm reverting back to the olden days and never watching one ever again. The TV is locked away in the very ( Read more... )

[Dictated a bit away from her journal. Behind a chair, specifically.]

Look, Washington. As much as I'm enjoying the view, because it's a very nice view! And I mean very nice. I think we're going to be stuck like this until we, you know, do what the letter says.

I promise not to make you look like a nub?

[dictated right into the journals, as enthusiastic as possible]

Ahoy! I'm Carly!

Avast! Me be Sam!

[TOGETHER;] And this is-- iCarly!

Except not!

Yeah, not really.

This is our wonderful pirate ship, SS Cardboardikins...

Prepared for adventure out on the open sea-- uh, duck pond-- for all those pirate-flavored adventures, which I believe... [ ( Read more... )

[Carly is waiting on the roof, more than amazed at the way the sky looks from where she is. She had though about wearing a nice skirt, but considering where her date was taking her, that was probably not the smartest idea ( Read more... )

( Danny )

[dictated]

Hello? Is this thing on? [blows over the pages] My name is Carly. If anyone can hear me, I have a question.

Does this place have Internet?

[pauses, then adds] Thank you in advance!

[A brand new voice is coming to you from the journals. She sounds freaked out a bit. Or a LOT.]

...Spencer? Did you move all the furniture again?

[Except nothing looks even the slightest bit familiar. For example, that window was never there before, and it certainly never had that picturesque view of a countryside. COUNTRYSIDE ( Read more... )